What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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An Artic Storm.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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