- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Haha, I get it..

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

jd and zach loves vigina

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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