- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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