What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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your face is kinda funny

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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