Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Terry has ebola

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

batman has diarrhea

Is maynaise an instrument?

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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