- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

get in the car.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Replacement Referees

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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