whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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