- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

were at work systems r down

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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