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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

jd and zach loves vigina

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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