Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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