What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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