What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

LO AND BEHOLD!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

there once was a black man who played basketball

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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