What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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