Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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