rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

squash squash who squash my ass

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Women's Rights

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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