an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Jovan

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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