a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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