Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Obama lin Baden.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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