what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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