- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president