Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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i killed my family

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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You were born.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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