What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Sex education in Texas.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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