What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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I shot a bitch.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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school homewrok

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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