- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Women's rights

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

So a baby seal walks into a club

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