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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Neither did she.

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