Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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belly button

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Diarrhea

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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