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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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