What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Obama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

pull my finger (farts)

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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