- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Major League Soccer

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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