What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

 

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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