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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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