Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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