Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Your Mother

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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