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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A paralysed man falls over.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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