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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Diarrhea

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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