An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

you dint have to be a jew matt

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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