- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What do you call a black man? Black

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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