What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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