- Anti Joke

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Neither did she.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

there once was a black man who played basketball

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy