What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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book 'em danno

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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yada yada

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Major League Soccer

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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