- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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