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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Please? No.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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