Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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