Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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