- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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