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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Barack Obama.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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