- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Tucker Rivera

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Poop

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??