- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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