- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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