- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Your mom.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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