What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Ben Affleck

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Barack Obama

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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