guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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