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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Your gay

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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