- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

minorities.....

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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