You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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