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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

So a baby seal walks into a club...

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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