- Anti Joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!