- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

scientology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Poop

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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