- Anti Joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)