- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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