Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Your mums a potato

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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