What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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you gay?

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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im gay

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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