- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Caramel Boing.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Do you like apples? Yes

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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