What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Without geometry life would be pointless

Do you play piano? No

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

whats your budget like? a budget.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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