- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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