Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Your mom.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Major League Soccer

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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