Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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wael.. nuff said

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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It says so on your cap.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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ur an fagit

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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