What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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I was once a hamster.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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