- Anti Joke

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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