Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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