- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Where's the soap?

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

I used to know what alzheimers was

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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