What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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The Game.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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