What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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