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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

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