- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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