what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Please? No.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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