- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Soccer...

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A terrorist robs a walrus.

I was once a hamster.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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