- Anti Joke

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.