How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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girls basketball

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Poop

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