Guess what? I like trains.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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