Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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