- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Knock Know! Come in!

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Morning wood.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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