- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I like the color potato.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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