- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

justin littleton being sucessful

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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