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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

a. why? b. because

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Well, there's one way...

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!