- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

what did the old lady die of old age...

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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