- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Men

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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