- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Women's rights.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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