Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why do mexicans get made fun of

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

The Game.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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