- Anti Joke

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side