- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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